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Well, since Kohran's gotten herself injured...



... it's time for some good ol' fashioned adorably endearing MINDFUCKING healing finals!



[Iris]

Doctor! It's an emergency!!


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[Jean-Paul]

MWOFUU.



_Thwap.



[Iris]

Iris...



[Iris]

Jardin!!


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And Jean-Paul does his happy healing work by sticking a syringe directly into the Jinbu's cockpit and releasing an unknown quantity of some unnamed substance that is again capable of healing machines through some unidentifiable means.

... the less time spent pondering the logic of anything remotely related to Iris, the better.



SO LET'S MOVE ON TO SUMIRE!



... and again, there's not much for her to attack, so that's the end of her turn.



Ogami's turn comes and goes, mostly 'cause it's better left for someone else.


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Like Kanna, who immediately burns her spirit gauge destroying an inanimate object that hasn't actually managed to harm any of us yet.


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[Kanna]

The final secret technique of the Kirishima style!



[Kanna]

_{(Translation withheld because I could not make out what she was saying here.)}


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[Kanna]

Shihou! Kouzouken!!

_{(Translation ALSO withheld because I-I don't think that last word- a string of three kanji- were meant to be combined like that. MULTI-DIRECTIONAL ATTACK PHASE FIST, FUCK YES}


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[Ogami]

... Kanna, what the hell do giant exploding beams of exploding tiger-shaped fire have to do with martial arts?

[Kanna]

... ah?

[Ogami]

... giant exploding beams of exploding tiger-shaped fire that also explode.

[Kanna]

Better! And that has EVERYTHING to do with martial arts! Look, how did you think the term "hot blood" was coined?

[Ogami]

Um-

[Kanna]

It was coined when martial artists discovered how to punch people so quickly that their opponents' blood started boiling from the impact! Same with the phrases "burning rivalry" and "flames of passionately violent tendencies"!

[Ogami]

But that doesn't seem-

[Kanna]

And when you add huge amounts of spiritual energy to all of that...

[Kanna]

Then it all stops being a bunch of metaphornalogies and becomes metaphoreality! Bam, instant fire, just add water!!

[Ogami]

O-Okay, okay, I agree! Just... just stop butchering reason and language like that!!
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SAKURA'S Jinbu climbs stairs like an actual humanoid.


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... and barfs up a LOT of pink.



And Kohran? She's no longer limited to firing mundane shells. Instead...


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Her Jinbu has gained the ability to fire shells that essentially fire explosions.



The long-ranged Kouma have a new ability as well:



Spitting out eggs.



That hatch into baby Kouma.



WHO IMMEDIATELY FLY INTO OGAMI AND EXPLODE MESSILY.


_{NEXT TIME: The end of the battle.}


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