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The epilogue third part to the battle!
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Google Version!
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This update opens with some relatively nifty camerawork. More importantly...
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... this also marks one of the first times that Ogami looks legitimately badass.
[Ogami]
Did we do it...!?
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[Kohran]
Ogami-han, there's this nifty lil' thing called "pattern recognition," y'see...
[Ogami]
Look, he's a cranky old man in a horribly clashing muumuu, he can't POSSIBLY have that many super-power-ups left over. I think I'm perfectly justified to say th--
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[Ogami]
Wh-What!?
Tenkai may be down, but he's not OUT.
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... and he proves this by nailing Ogami to the wall before anyone can so much as blink.
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[Ogami]
FUAGH.
[Ogami]
HOW MANY FUCKING 'FINAL BATTLES' ARE WE GOING TO HAVE!?
[Kohran]
Well, statistics show that most of these final boss-types tend t' have anywhere between three an' twelve final forms, not includin' miraculous comebacks, so--
[Ogami]
J-Just get me down from here so that we can finish this, okay?
[Sakura]
We'll be there in a jiff! I--
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WHUD
WHUD
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[Sakura]
N-Never mind, Ogami-san.
[Ogami]
Man, if he'd just gone and overpowered us into submission at the START of the battle-- WITHOUT bothering with the battle itself-- he could've saved all of us a lot of time.
[Kanna]
He was probably just about to pin us to the wall right before Sakura and the rest of the gang arrived! ... though he probably shoulda just done it right off the bat.
[Kohran]
True, true. An' I can see these spear-things doin' a LOT more damage if he'd set 'em to detonate, thus blowin' our limbs off from th' inside out. Heck, even if he POISONED 'em, he--
[Ogami]
Assuming that any of us live through this, let's not give him any more ideas. Maria! What should we do? Don't you have any good ideas or strategies or badasseries left!?
[Maria]
...
[Maria]
... man, I can't see shit.
[Ogami]
Huh?
[Maria]
Well, I am pinned face-first against the wall here, Captain.
[Ogami]
F-Fair enough, but I was hoping for a more poignant observation, you know?
[Maria]
They can't ALL be strokes of genius, Captain.
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[Sumire]
... Ensign, do you really not have any better retorts? That last statement seemed like something a villainous cretin would yell at the defenders of justi--
[Ogami]
PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE I AM KIND OF UNDER A LOT OF STRESS HERE, SUMIRE.
[Sumire]
Still, that is no excuse.
[Ogami]
F-Fine, fine.
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[Ogami]
Everyone... the Imperial Capital...
Give me... your feelings... and your... peace-loving hearts!
[Ogami]
Uuooooooooaaaaah!!
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[Ogami]
Is THAT better!?
[Sumire]
I... suppose it will have to do.
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And with a dramatic eye-flash... it begins.
Green! The color of science going horribly wrong.
[Kohran]
Ogami-haaaaaaaaan!!
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SHATTER
Yellow! The color of blinding people so that they can't see shit.
[Iris]
Oniichaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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SHATTER
Red! The color of blood, destruction, speed, and the last thing that most demons see (Kanna's Koubu).
[Kanna]
Captain Ogamiiiiii!
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SHATTER
Violet! The color of fame, glory, and, apparently, peacocks.
[Sumire]
Ensign Ogamiiiiiiii!
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SHOOM
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Blue! The color that isn't that of Maria's actual Koubu, though Maria glowing with an absence of light (?) would have been effin' metal.
[Maria]
Captain Ogamiiiiiiii!
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Dodging.
Dodge-monkeying.
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Motherfucking afterimages.
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And, finally...
Pink! The most downright frightening color in the world.
[Sakura]
Ogami-saaaaaaaaaan!!
And because pink really IS that strong of a color...
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... Ogami just punched through the middle of Tenkai's robot and came out the other end.
[Tenkai]
Ugyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
There's a pause just long enough for Ogami to toss in a badass final quip--
[Ogami]
Tenkai... this is the power of justice!!
-- which, naturally, Ogami takes.
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And... well, that's the end of THAT.
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