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[Ogami]

... I COULD give you a medal, but then I'd have to give Maria a heart and Kanna a brain.

[Kohran]

I could--

[Ogami]

No cutting out peoples' organs without their permission, Kohran. Also, you're not allowed to claim to have misinterpreted someone's non-verbal cues as permission. ... again.

[Kohran]

I was ABOUT t' say that I coulda bred you a heart an' a lung, but y'all can jes' forget about it NOW.

[Ogami]

I... I think I'll do my best to forget, Kohran.
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Blushing, again.



Sadly, Sakura's final attack doesn't quite reach...



... so it's just time to cut the barstud up a bit. Nothing special.



FUN FACT: So it turns out that the Crimson Hornet Squad is fast enough to preempt most of my team. For instance, Iris.


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Which kind of sucks because jesus hoppity christ on a pogo stick.



And another hit.



... while I usually laugh at this amount of damage, it's kind of frightening when it accounts for a pretty large percentage of a character's remaining hit points.



So, uh, everyone else seems to be facing the same problem.


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On the plus side, their spirit energy gauges are going up!


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... on the downside, they're tearing us a new asshole.


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(Meanwhile, Sakura, the supposed MVP of the chapter, is taking more damage than anyone else on the team.)


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After a huge bout of indecision, in which I discover that you CAN'T fit more than one Wakiji into Kohran's area-of-effect attack...


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... I have to settle for reducing just one Wakiji to a bloody smear.



Wuh-hey, if there's one thing good about these sorts of cramped quarters, it's that EVERYONE is in range of Kohran's attack! For instance, the Wakiji bugging Iris.



Maria Tachibana!

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[Sumire]

Should you REALLY be randomly shooting into the ceiling like that?

[Maria]

Randomly?

[Yoneda]

...

[Maria]

Now, Manager Yoneda, I believe that you will be upgrading the theater's barrier walls to include failsafes...?

[Yoneda]

_{Y-yes! I'll be good! Please don't blow off my other foot.}

[Maria]

Very good.

[Sumire]

... why aren't you in charge of this theater?

[Maria]

Politics is much too bloodthirsty for my tastes.
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Sniping everyone! YAY


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And a combination!

[Maria]

You're pretty good.

[Kanna]

Same goes for you!


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Sensing that its chances of making it out alive are null, the other Wakiji promptly explodes when Maria looks its way.

That leaves one left in here!


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Oh, Iris. Still exuding that same ridiculously saccharine annoying-slash-adorable aura, even when two inches away from blowing up.



Chargin' up her spirit gauge so that I can actually access her huge area-of-effect full heal...



... and spending the remainder of her turn in attack mode.



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[Ogami]

... where the heck did you teleport it to, Iris?

[Iris]

I didn't teleport it anywhere! Iris just went back in time and badtouched its manufacturer so hard that the Wakiji was never created in the first place.

[Ogami]

...

[Ogami]

Just... just keep on doing whatever it is you do, Iris.

[Iris]

Okay! Iris is sorry about the original seventh and eighth members of the Flower Division, by the way.

[Ogami]

WHAT seventh and eighth members of--

[Iris]

N-Nevermind, Oniichan!
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