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Some Time Later...
[Ogami]
Hmm... so that's the stage device that Sumire-kun designed and Kohran completed.
[Kohran]
Yeah. That's th' golden travelin' cloud-style robot... but I jes' call it "Mr. Cloud."
Son Goku learns how to ride super-fast clouds in "Journey to the West." As far as I know, the cloud is gold because Son Goku knows damn well how to pimp his ride.
'Course, you animu experts in the audience may or may not recognize it from the Dragonball series. 
[Kohran]
In a nutshell, it's a large-scale stage device that lets actors an' actresses float in midair.
With this, we can easily suspend people an' stuff in midair for all performances from here on out, not jes' "Journey to the West."
[Ogami]
I see... so that device's use won't just end with this show's final performance.
[Kohran]
An' we can keep usin' it from here on out; Sumire-han pulled an all-nighter designin' it jes' for that sake.
Of course...
Shoomshoomshoomshoom--
[Kohran]
E-eh...?
[Sumire]
Oh my~~~~~~~~!!
[Kanna]
O-oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
... what Kohran chapter is complete without something going horribly horribly wrong with one of her inventions? 
Amidst gales of laughter from the audience, whose members always enjoy seeing actresses get themselves horribly injured...
[Kohran]
Ahahaha... er, um, that's probably, y'know... what y'all usually call "design philosophy."
Sumire-han probably designed it with th' intent t' scare th' hell outta Kanna, so...
'Cause of that, th' machine was probably tryin' t' lighten th' mood, and...
[Ogami]
... Kohran.
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[Ogami]
You have got to be the worst bullshitter I've ever seen in my entire life. So much for using that robot from here on out.
[Kohran]
Aw, no, perish th' thought! I'll jes' keep repairin' it every time it breaks down!
[Ogami]
And if it happens to break down every single show...?
[Kohran]
Then I'll jes' make sure that it explodes spectacularly every time it DOES break down! Least we could do is give th' audience an enjoyable show outta this whole mess!
[Ogami]
... glad to have you back, Kohran.
[Kohran]
An' I'm glad t' be back!
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[Kohran]
Ahahahaha! Not that that'd ever be th' case~!! Both of you, are all y'all okay~!?
[Ogami]
Kohran DID manage to convey her feelings to the everyone there, so it's probably alright.
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(KABOOOOOM)
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[Ogami]
... hopefully.
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Cue laugh track. Fade to black.
BUT WAIT!
[Miroku]
Lord Tenkai... the preparations for the annihilation of the Imperial Assault Force have been arranged.
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[Miroku]
Or the "Six Destructive Stars Fallen Demon Formation."
[Tenkai]
The-- holy shit, is that actually what I called it?
[Miroku]
Yes, my lord.
[Tenkai]
Ha ha ha! When I'm the king of everything, I'ma delegating all naming duties to some part of the world that no one'll miss, like Canada or Australia.
[Miroku]
... where, my lord?
[Tenkai]
Precisely.
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[Tenkai]
Celebrate your short little victory, Imperial Assault Force! Your final moments are staring you in the eye!
[Satan]
Lord Tenkai... the final adjustments to the "Amaterasu" have also been completed.
Just as you have requested, Lord Tenkai... it is the pinnacle of the demon-driven mechanical soldier, the one that shall wipe out this disgraceful, filthy Imperial Capital.
[Tenkai]
"Amaterasu" is completed as well, hm... so this means that all the pieces are in place.
The hour of the fulfilment of my ambitions is so very close! Fwa hah hah hah hah hah!!
And now that the game's managed to bridge the gap between the PS2 version's exclusive chapter and the REAL chapter, we now fade to black.
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VIDEO ALERT!
Next Episode Preview.
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Next Time!
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[Sakura]
Ogami-san, it's horrible!
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[Sakura]
The Hive of Darkness has cast sorcery on the Imperial Capital!
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[Sakura]
Our... our capital is...!!
[Sakura]
Next time, on Sakura Taisen!
[Sakura]
The Imperial Capital's Great Collapse!?
[Sakura]
A storm of romance amongst the Taisho cherry blossoms!
[Tenkai]
Perish!
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[Tenkai]
Perish, you false Imperial Capital...!!
NEXT TIME: In which the episode preview is revealed to be a total lie and everything is hunky-dory happy wai wai.
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