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Boss Battle Time!
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Well, it's a pure seven-on-seven match at this point in time, and the midbosses have us surrounded.
Frankly, it could be a better situation. 
In any case, Protect first!
Next, let's see just how much damage a final attack'll do to one of these guys. Th--
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[Ogami]
Goddamit, could someone shut those damn things up!? I can barely hear myself think!
[Maria]
... Captain? What are you talking about?
[Ogami]
What? Don't you hear those bells? It sounds like someone's trying to hold a damn wedding here!
[Sakura]
Ogami-san, I don't hear a thing. Are you sure you're not imagining it?
[Ogami]
... what. You don't? Oh God.
[Sumire]
Ensign! Save me!!
[Ogami]
Sumire-kun!? What's wrong!? W-wait, let go of my Koubu's arm! What're you--
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[Ogami]
... Kohran. Spirit energy readings. Now.
[Kohran]
Through th' roof. Also, I think they're playin' th' mambo.
[Ogami]
The... what? Good lord, what've we unleashed upon the--
[Sumire]
Ensiiiiiiign!!
[Ogami]
S-Sumire-kun!!
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Let the Ogami x Sumire Final Combination Attack begin.
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VROOM.
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Motherfucking VROOM.
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BAM!
SKREEEEEE--
--EEEEEEEEE
"Come! Sumire-kun!"
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"Yes... Ensign!"
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"The Virgin Road... to eternity."
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[Maria]
... any word on their condition, Kohran?
[Kohran]
Not really. They've jes' been sittin' there, unresponsive, and droolin' for the past thirty seconds.
[Kanna]
Shouldn't we be, uh, doing something? Those giant red bee guys are gonna attack any second now, and--
[Kohran]
W-wait! My Koubu's sensors are pickin' up a really big reaction from th--
[Ogami and Sumire]
Yaaaaay!
[Iris]
Huh?
[Ogami and Sumire]
We're married!
[Sakura]
What the f-- OH MY GOD--
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[Ogami]
....
[Ogami]
... hah!? What the hell have I been doing for these past five minutes? What--
[Kohran]
Well, y'see, Ogami-han...
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[Kohran]
I think y'all jes' won th' game. Also, ya owe me five hundred yen for usin' my steam-powered motorcycle without permission.
[Ogami]
What? Already!? But, what, wait, that was just something that had to do with the spiritual plane, I didn't ACTUALLY use your motorbike!
[Sumire]
... Ensign... are bizarro spirit-powered weddings legally binding under law? If it is, you might very well have to be arrested for coercing an underage girl to--
[Ogami]
I was the one who SAVED you from getting married!!
[Sumire]
Well, we WERE getting pulled over by the police right before we came back to the real world.
[Ogami]
That's not-- can we just get back to kicking Miroku's ass now?
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