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[Ogami]
(Alright... still got a couple of minutes before we arrive at Asakusa and face off against the greatest threat this world has ever known.)
[Ogami]
(... oh, and the Hive of Darkness, too. Almost forgot about them.)
[Ogami]
(Well, I've already written out another copy of my will, I've already said my prayers, and I'm just about finished crying into my coffee and feeling sorry for myself... I think I've run out of things to do. Guess I'll read the Koubu's operating manual again.)
[Ogami]
(With all the shit we have to cover up all the time, I'm surprised that we even have enough money left over to incorporate this logo into every damn thing we have.)
[Ogami]
("Imperial Assault Force: Oh, Sure, Everyone's Batshit Insane, But We Have This Fucking Nifty Logo.")
[Ogami]
(*sigh* My military is a goddamn mess.)
[Ogami]
(Oh-- OH, yeah, that's REAL funny, Kohran. God, doesn't she EVER get tired of running this thing into the ground? I think I'm starting to get USED to this thing, I'm not even quivering in fear anymore.)
[Ogami]
(... wish I could say the same about my bladder, though. I--)
[Ogami]
...
[Ogami]
Hahaha, you're silly. How can I hear writing on the screen?
[Ogami]
...
[Ogami]
Holy shit.
[Ogami]
How the hell can you type? You're a teddy bear, you don't even have any fingers?
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[Ogami]
Oooh.
[Ogami]
I GUESS so. I mean, after all the shit I've been through, the freaking floating teddy bear coming alive and is sending brain waves into my computer doesn't seem all that farfetched anymore.
[Ogami]
... come to think of it, why ARE you so talkative all of a sudden?
[Ogami]
Ha ha ha. Oh, is THAT it? Tha--
[Ogami]
MY SOUL!? YOU ATE MY FUCKING SOUL!?
[Ogami]
You can't just EAT part of someone's soul!! If I don't have ALL of my soul, where will I go after I die!?
[Ogami]
GIVE IT BACK!!
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[Ogami]
...
[Ogami]
So she's a cheesecake?
[Ogami]
If she's NOT the little demonic hellbeast that I think she is, then she must be something else, for instance a cheesecake.
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[Ogami]
You mean, "shut up and READ," right? Because it--
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[Ogami]
... okay, I'm not going to make any comments about the "corrupted" part, OR about the whole "cramming souls into stuffed animals" thing, but... "destabilized"?
[Ogami]
... ya lost me.
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[Ogami]
... so she's the incarnation of evil BECAUSE I've been fearing her, except when she was acting perfectly normal during those times when I... wasn't fearing her? Man, what the hell.
[Ogami]
-- wait, what am I supposed to do? Suddenly stop fearing her!? She's about to go on a rampage, and you're telling me this NOW?
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[Ogami]
Wha-- Jean-Paul? Jean-Paul!?
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[Ogami]
Jean-Paul!!!
[Ogami]
Damn... it's just the manual now.
[Ogami]
... man. Even the operating manual will not help me now.
(MEANWHILE...)
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[Iris]
Kyahahahaha!!
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[Rasetsu]
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[Rasetsu]
God, I can't wait until the Imperial Assault Force gets here.
Next time: The true beginning of the battle, rather than a random interlude!
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