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[Ogami]

(Alright. Sittin' in my Koubu, twiddlin' my thumbs, and currently en route to a potential war zone that's filled with Wakiji in order to take on a demonic overlord who's filled with shit.)

[Ogami]

(And... okay, so it turns out that the Imperial Assault Force's leadership is missing a few nuts and bolts in its already full-of-bats belfry...)

[Ogami]

(-- but that isn't as bad as it COULD be, because for chrissakes, the Hive of Darkness doesn't even HAVE a belfry! Ha ha ha.)

[Ogami]

(... haaah. Welp, at least I can take comfort from the fact that no matter how the battle goes, it'll all end here.)



[Ogami]

(At least I'll always have you, onboard guidance steam-powered computer thing. And while I'm sure you're loaded to the brim with helpful in-combat targeting systems and information-gathering programs, this screensaver is all I need.)

[Ogami]

(... GOD I wish I knew how to operate this thing. How'd you get to the Koubu's manual again? Ctrl-alt-d--)



[Ogami]

Well, THAT'S not right. I-- waitasec.



[Ogami]

... Jean-Paul? What are you DOING?



[Ogami]

I'm... I'm fine, thank you very much. Is that it?



[Ogami]

... really?



[Ogami]

Well, um...


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[Ogami]

Kind of, yeah. Kind of a lot.



[Ogami]

... is this bad?



[Ogami]

...



[Ogami]

You're not a very cute bear.



[Ogami]

_{Oh god.} What are the I's doing now?



[Ogami]

...



[Ogami]

Ooooh.



[Ogami]

So, wait, WHY are they dying? And how many of them are LEFT?



[Ogami]

... how does that count as "killing themselves"? Because if they're anything like MY Flower Division--



[Ogami]

... is that bad?



[Ogami]

O... kay, so--



[Ogami]

Oh god, this--!

[Ogami]

... sounds like the plot to a bad movie. So, uh, am I going to turn into a superpowered monstrosity, with the combined strength of an infinite number of myselves?



[Ogami]

What? WHAT?


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[Ogami]

... ouch.



[Ogami]

Goddamn. Can't you even give me one little hint?



[Ogami]

"Could be"? "Something like that"?



[Ogami]

Wha-- now my HEAD could explode? Are you telling me that my head is Schrodinger's Cat!?



[Ogami]

Oh god I get the picture. Is that it?



[Ogami]

... wow. Well, thanks, I guess.



[Ogami]

Hey, wait a second, how the hell do you KNOW all thi--



[Ogami]

_{Stupid mascot animal.} Right then, it looks like we don't have any direction to go from here but DOWN, so geroni-fuckin'-mo.


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