Meat Fried Bread: After cooking sausages or burgers or any greasy meat, take the leftover grease from the pan, add butter and garlic salt, dip bread in it, toast in oven until crispy. Artery destroying goodness.

Circus peanuts smothered in frosting and topped with sugar, candy sprinkles, and drizzled with honey is better than it sounds, especially if they're candy corn studded.

I once got to the end of a buffet and saw whipped cream in a bowl and slathered my pumpkin pie slice with it and was shocked when it turned out to be sour cream. I was more shocked when it was good, it was like whipped cream but not sweet(obviously).

Peanut butter and cream cheese sandwiches. Made this while half asleep trying to make one peanut butter and one Cream cheese sandwich. It's actaully surprisingly nice.

Take a package or two of ramen, boil it for roughly 3 minutes, then immediately run it under cold water until it's completely cooled. Drain completely. Place on a plate and drizzle a little ranch dressing mixed with sesame oil over it. It doesn't take much. Eat like a cold pasta salad.

Bacon ice cream. Maple bacon, to be exact. With real bits of bacon and maple syrup. It's kind of gross and delicious at the same time.

Triple order of hashbrowns with everything at the Waffle House. I don't remember everything that was on them, but I know there was chili, three kinds of cheese cheese, onions, bacon, jalepeno peppers, salsa, and some other junk. That was probably a good 10,000 calories.

You also have to understand that Nachos Bell Grande is huge (there's a smaller one), so I was really packing it in that day. When I got home with all that I felt like Barack Obama, I was telling myself "yes we can." And yes we did.

I had more of a cheat weekend. On Saturday I ate an entire large Papa John's pizza with chicken and mushrooms in one sitting. Yesterday I ate four spicy chicken burritos and two soft taco supremes from Taco Bell.

I have speat the last 1.5 weeks celebrating which included 7 bags of chocolate (Hershey's Hugs, Assorted Minitures, and Snickers) 2 packages of cookie dough, some chocolate cake, about 4L of root beer, a gallon of iced tea, a couple milk shakes, and XL 18" Pizza and a couple trips to steak and shake.

I ordered about $30 worth of food from burger king in 2006, and all the kids working the grill asked if they could have their photo taken with me. That was kind of weird.

Just now, a little night on the town extended cheat meal. From Barnes & Noble: Large cinnamon roll. From Sheetz: 1 roast beef pretzel melt. From Taco Bell: 3 chicken chapula supremes, chicken ranchero soft taco, cheesy fiesta potatoes, caramel apple empanada. 1 liter Coca-Cola.

McDonalds: 3 Big Macs, 2 Quarter Pounders, fifty (50) McNuggets w/ mustard, large fries, large diet coke (HAH!), 2 chocolate thickshakes, not much change from $40.

I just woke up from a horrible nightmare that seemed to involve me being a PCP-addicted mass murderer, and I'm not sure whether to blame the popcorn, 5 hot pockets, and 8 shots of Jack Daniels, or this movie.

My most expensive bill at Taco Bell for myself was like $28. Go big or go home. People used to think I was ordering for an office.

A large hawaiian pizza hut pizza with extra italian sausage and a portion of two plates of nachos (one with double cheese, meat, and chicken). It was glorious. I take my cheat meals very seriously. If it's less than 2500 calories, I have dishonored my family.

Next time the server came around I asked him if he could make what I wanted. I wanted a Bacon Daiquiri. At first I was pretty joking, but when I learned that it was feasible, that I COULD, in fact, get a Bacon Daiquiri, I gave in. And after 10 or so minutes of nervousness I got my Bacon Daiquiri. It was actually a Cherry Daiquiri with diced bacon in it. And it tasted pretty good. The cherry, then a bacon aftertaste, the whole time a bit of the spices. Gagged a bit on the bacon going down, but it was great.

I don't understand all the hate for Hungry Man TV dinners. Sure, they're full of calories and fat, but they're also full of deliciousness.

Michael Season's Cheddar Cheese Puffs. Oh My God. Oh My God. It's like an orgasm of cheese in your mouth. I don't care how bad that sounds, that's the only way to describe them.

I ordered a double whopper with fries and a drink. I wolfed it all down, and went right back up and ordered a second double whopper and inhaled the damn thing. Feeling pleasantly full(and mysteriously not sick) I left with my parents. After a few miles down the road I speak up and proclaim to my mother "I'm HUNGRY!" And she looked at me like I was insane.

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In total, it worked out at 17,000 calories, roughly.

The first time I shopped at Sam's Club I was in awe of the fact that they sold candy in such large quantities, so I just had to buy a 5-pound bag of mike and ikes. I sat at my computer and ate that bag at a steady rate all day until it was gone. That means I consumed somewhere around 8000 calories of pure sugar in one day sitting at my computer.

I can also remember drinking a 24 can case of mountain dew in one night, but at least I was running around and stuff that time.

Yes I pee in the shower. It is very convinent. Sometimes I'll pee in a floor drain at Starbucks so i dont have to flush. I have a vey small bathroom, and Im fat. So I sit on the edge of the tub and pee while brushing my teeth.

One day I couldn't be bothered to go to out to buy food so I had bacon fried in butter, melted cheese on the top and smothered the whole thing with BBQ Sauce. I didn't have anything to drink except gin. I got drunk and then vomited buttery fatty bacon everywhere.

I love to put the liquid butter on my omelettes and my breakfast sausages. It is as if every morning I have a conversation with my heart, and all that is being said is "fuck you."

On particularly lonely Friday nights, I need to have 2 Hungryman XXL dinners. They can only be washed down with 4 cans of Pepsi.

I used to make Ramen sandwiches-raw bricks of Ramen between two pieces of bread with a little Ranch dressing to make the seasoning stick.

Occasionally I mix up some brownie batter, but don't cook it, and then I cook some bacon and use the bacon as a scoop to eat the raw brownie batter. Don't judge.

I originally intended to visit the grocery store so I could make a wedge salad, but when I saw the 2 for 1 sale on all Oscar Mayer bacon products, I knew it was a sign from the bacon gods. The best parts of a wedge salad are the bacon bits and blue cheese dressing, so why not trim the fat?

I loved the Lost Dungeons of Norrath expansion so fucking much, I had my mage to level 55 in less than a month of "casual" play doing that. Of course the cost was me being 350lbs.

Chocolate dipped chocolate ice cream, with chocolate fudge inside. When I saw they weren't being restocked any more, I bought the store's whole remaining stock for myself. I just recently finished the last one.

Oh how I love cream cheese. You get funny looks of it if you eat it plain, so get some chips or something (yes, eat the whole package. How can you not?)

What are the dangers associated with overeating sugar? I have heard that it can lead to diabetes from some people, and yet a person with type 2 diabetes told me that this is false. I should really just cut down I guess.

There's a pub near my house which does "Chocolate Brownie Waffle Platters" - a Waffle, with two scoops of Vanilla icecream sprinkled with cinnamon and icing sugar, four mini chocolate brownies and little pots of fudge and chocolate sauce. Now that is a dessert.

Starbursts are my heroin.. If I don't get my weekly fix, I'll snap and start throwing random shit off the seventh story balcony at school.

You know how in cartoons when something smells really good, the physical smell of it will float into the nose of the character and they'll float toward whatever it is that smells good? That happens to me all the time.

If i was given a choice between $1000 and a year supply of sour patch kids, I'd take the sour patch kids any day. My mouth waters just looking at them.

I hate when they give shirts away with games, because they are too small. Fucking Turok, i can't wear XL. When will the developers think of their audience?

I eat McDonald's at least once every 2 or 3 days sometimes it's the only meal I have. I'm 380 pounds.

Sometimes when I can't find anything to eat I'll go on a "condiment spree". I'll pour out condiments or dried spices into my palm and eat them. A1 sauce, Worcestershire sauce, blue cheese dressing, hot sauce, mustard seeds, chicken bullion, chives. Anything that is super flavorful in small quantities gets me going.
I also love heavy cream, I just drink it.

That BMI thing is grossly innacurate. It doesn't even take into account what part of your weight is muscle and what part is fat. My doctor says my BMI is 26, but that thing gave me a 31 based only on weight and height. 6'3" 255 lbs, American, btw

Can you even trust a bathroom scale for higher weight? I just hopped on a friend's cheapo scale and it says I'm at 290 pounds. The doctor weighed me at 286 a week and a half ago. I have trouble buying that I packed on 4 pounds in that time.

I get Nachos Bell Grande sans tomatoes and green onions (veggies, ugh) and 2 double decker tacos (I remove the lettuce by hand) typically. Double decker tacos are the fucking epitome of deliciousness when dipped in ranch dressing. I tried telling Todd (the manager) that he should offer ranch as another available sauce and he said it was a good idea but he still hasn't implemented it yet, so I have to carry around my own bottle of ranch (which isn't that big a deal, I guess, it comes in handy in more places than just the Bell).

I once consumed 2 Chicken Burritos with extra rice, black beans, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce from Chipotle. I was stuffed but I could have probably consumed another. One will make me go "damn, that was good" the second was closer to "ugh, I really don't want to move much for about 10 minutes."

I would be interested in hearing about people's Subway eating feats. Upon encountering a particularly bad hang over I managed to each 2 footlongs and 4 cookies in a single sitting, but I doubt that such a feat would really be considered impressive.

You guys seriously need to learn what burgin' means. If I go to McDonalds I have to pound down 3 double cheeseburgers to even be content with my meal. Give me 10 Big Mac and i'll show you your new champion.

I was hungry as fuck. I had this massive craving for the good old big mac. Those things are fucking tiny these days so I thought fuck it and decided to get 3. I managed to inhale the first two pretty quickly and the 3rd was a bit harder but I managed to get it down. Of course I felt like shit after (and still do) but it was still a pretty satisfying experience.

Once a month or so I'll buy a can of 24 slim jims from Target and eat the can in a sitting. That really, really can't be good for me and I feel gross afterwards but eh, so good.

Spam in mac and cheese or on rice or both accompanied by white wine.

Take Doritos 3-Ds, bite off one side and then fill them with Mountain Dew. Fucking delicious.

I have adapted to eating tuna straight from the can. I also buy sandwich meats sometimes with the intent of making a sandwich but then at lunch I'm too lazy to go through all of the preparation so I just eat it straight from the package.

If I am hungry for something that comes in a can 99% of the time I will just eat it straight out of the can. Ideally without any sort of eating implement.

I ate half a pizza yesterday and didn't exercise. I'm pissed off at myself today. I've had the last of the pizza and some yogurt and that's all I plan to have except for maybe a yogurt later tonight before bed. Then again aside from some peanut butter M&M's the pizza was the only thing I ate, so overall it wasn't too calorie heavy as a single day, but I still feel bloated and fat. I'm gonna have to hit the weights extra hard tonight.

This week has been horrible for me. I had a bad cold (that I'm still getting over) so exercise didn't really happen. I was going to start the couch to 5k plan this week, too. Thank god I ran out of pizza sauce or that's what I'd be eating tomorrow.

Yes it's deep fried, But can it be covered in ranch dressing?

Everything seems to taste better fried. Burritos, fries, cheesesticks, chicken patties, corndogs, twinkies, snikers, fish. For craps sake usually at good burger joints they put some type of fat on the bottom of the bun and throw it on the grill. If the whole bun was fried it would probablly be even better.

There's a place back home that used to have a legendary all-you-can eat beef ribs special on Sundays that I was determined to try before I left the area. Once the meal was done on that glorious day, I was seriously worried that I'd fuck up and get stopped by the highway patrol on the way home. I was so sleepy and out-of-it that it pretty much would have been a DUI had I been pulled over; driving under the influence...of ribs.

My diet is utter shit -- I I eat four Krispy Kreme donuts without flinching, I polish off family sized bags of Doritos in two days, I'll eat the greasiest foods of dubious origins and demand more.

Chewy chips ahoy. Gotta keep way the fuck away from those fuckers. Used to eat entire rows of it, or microwave them for a few second and put them in ice cream and get fatty fat fat fat off them. The way I avoid them, is by never thinking about them... which is not what i am doing right now.

I love gummy bears and most things carby and sweet. I'll eat half a big bag of gummies, then a Special K bar, then one or two rice cakes, then most of a bar of chocolate, and I'll just keep going like this for a while.

For what it's worth, I've been drinking ½-1 liter of Coca-Cola every single day for the past 5+ years, and I'm still not fat, at all. I hope no one thinks that soft drinks contain some magic ingredient that instantly turn you into a fat neckbeard.

I've been known to make cheesy ramen. My friends thought it was weird till they tried it. Make ramen as usually, but after its done, toss some cheese on it, and let it melt. Its pretty delicious.

A ham sandwich with butter. I didn't realize it was weird till people went what the fuck when I was in 3rd grade, then I knew. I still like eating them.

Donuts cut like bagels, toasted with a slice of Kraft American cheese (the kind that comes in the single serve plastic wrapper, none of that pussy-fied stuff from the deli)in the middle. You put it back together like a sandwich and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it is fabulous. My dad used to make them for me when I was a kid; chocolate donuts, the kind with the white sugar crust were preferred, though regular plain donuts would do in a pinch.

I eat dry ramen with Arby's sauce instead. I just wish I could find the stuff in bottles rather than having to grab handfuls of packets every time I go to Arby's.

Microwave popcorn dipped in extra buttery creamy mashed potatoes. I dunno why, it's just like chips and dip. Delicious.